Glow In The Dark Basketball Net

Who needs daylight when you have a glow in the dark basketball net. With this night illuminating net you can sink buckets until the sun comes up!

$29.99

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Unbreakable Shoelaces

If you are like me, I go through 2 or 3 pairs of shoelaces a year. This is a great product for those of us who want a pair of shoelaces that last.

$19.99

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USB Tentacle

Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it… that being said, it bumped your PC, much like a loving male puppy is…

$14.99

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USB Cufflinks

Looking for new way to make your data more secure. No one will no know you are walking around with classified information when your wearing these USB Cufflinks.

$41.99

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Dog Treadmill

It your little four legged friend looking a little beefy. Don’t worry, you can get your dog fit with the PetZen DogTread Dog Treadmill.  

$1,159.99

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Medieval Chainmail Necktie

All business men usually have a large collection of boring neckties. Why don’t you show up for that important meeting wearing a chain mail necktie!

$29.99

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The Crovel

Your probably wondering what is a Crovel? Well it the most badass multifunction, manly tool to be invented ever. Its a shovel, a Crowbar, chisel and bottle opener and a few other things.

$139.99

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Plush Zombie Slippers

Enjoy watching the The Walking Dead with a hot coffee wearing a comfortable pair of Zombie Slippers. When you slip these on, the zombie heads look as if they are consuming your foot!

$39.99

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Rainbow Showerhead Nozzle

Enjoy your hot shower under the comfort of a rainbow. This innovative showerhead nozzle is ideal for leprechauns and people who generally like rainbows.

$45.99

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App Controlled Bartender Machine

There are literally hundreds of different drinks that you can mix nowadays. Mix the perfect cocktail with the help of the Perfect Drink App-Controlled Smart Bartender.

$69.99

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