Glow In The Dark Basketball Net

Who needs daylight when you have a glow in the dark basketball net. With this night illuminating net you can sink buckets until the sun comes up!

$29.99

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Unbreakable Shoelaces

If you are like me, I go through 2 or 3 pairs of shoelaces a year. This is a great product for those of us who want a pair of shoelaces that last.

$19.99

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USB Tentacle

Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it… that being said, it bumped your PC, much like a loving male puppy is…

$14.99

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USB Cufflinks

Looking for new way to make your data more secure. No one will no know you are walking around with classified information when your wearing these USB Cufflinks.

$41.99

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Dog Treadmill

It your little four legged friend looking a little beefy. Don’t worry, you can get your dog fit with the PetZen DogTread Dog Treadmill.  

$1,159.99

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Medieval Chainmail Necktie

All business men usually have a large collection of boring neckties. Why don’t you show up for that important meeting wearing a chain mail necktie!

$29.99

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The Crovel

Your probably wondering what is a Crovel? Well it the most badass multifunction, manly tool to be invented ever. Its a shovel, a Crowbar, chisel and bottle opener and a few other things.

$139.99

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Plush Zombie Slippers

Enjoy watching the The Walking Dead with a hot coffee wearing a comfortable pair of Zombie Slippers. When you slip these on, the zombie heads look as if they are consuming your foot!

$39.99

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Rainbow Showerhead Nozzle

Enjoy your hot shower under the comfort of a rainbow. This innovative showerhead nozzle is ideal for leprechauns and people who generally like rainbows.

$45.99

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App Controlled Bartender Machine

There are literally hundreds of different drinks that you can mix nowadays. Mix the perfect cocktail with the help of the Perfect Drink App-Controlled Smart Bartender.

$69.99

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  • Bullshit Button

    Are you sick and tired of all the bullshit? Don’t just sit there without mentioning that it is bullshit, press the Bullshit button instead and it will say it without you having to say a word yourself.

    $7.66

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  • How To Get Fat Manual

    Putting on weight ain’t always as easy as it might sound, and especially not in these modern times where everything should be as healthy as possible. If you want to get fat, this manual is a good start.

    $12.19

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  • Wolverine Claw Dagger

    Equip your fists with the same blades as your favorite superhero. These razor sharp stainless steel claws aren’t retractable as Logan’s, but they’re just as cool. Perfect if you are a mutant without any special abilities.

    $49.99

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  • Toilet Fishing Game

    Never have a boring moment at the potty again because with the Toilet Fishing Game, you can catch and reel in fishes while you’re taking a dump! Comes complete with a fishing pole, vinyl lake, fishes and a sign.

    $15.61

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  • iPhone Stun Gun Case

    This awesome stun gun case turns your harmless iPhone into a deadly self defense weapon which is capable of delivering a 3,800,000 volt “shock therapy” to those who dare to attack you.

    $26.08

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  • Iron Man Mark VII iPhone 5 Armor

    This is the type of armor Tony Stark would have equipped his iPhone with! It looks just like the original Iron Man Mark VII armor, only customized for the iPhone. When someone calls, the arc reactor turns on.

    $43.58

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  • Premium Bacon Strips in a Gift Box

    Say it with bacon! Express how much you love your boyfriend or husband with a gift box with some premium bacon strips. Surprise him with a box, and he’ll remember those delicious bacon strips the rest of his life.

    $22.00

    Via SayItWithBacon.com

  • Giant Bag Of Cereal Marshmallows

    Are you annoyed of the small amounts of marshmallows in the cereal that you feel like you have found gold when you first find some? With this giant bag of cereal marshmallows, you’ll have marshmallows for weeks!

    $39.99

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  • Swedish Survival Knife

    If you like the Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Knife and the Les Stroud Ultimate Survival Knife, you’ll definitely like this Swedish Mora Survival Knife. It’s a sturdy knife with a giant firesteel and a diamond sharpener on the sheath.

    $64.50

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